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Friday, September 01, 2006

i will be going to europe for my weekly shopping trip. ive booked the satan's confed private airplane and shopping bag boy, named jonathannn(with triple n) to carry all my CHANEL shopping bags. dont worry satan i'll tip jonathannn end of the trip.


so as usual tmr will be a great good day.


sigh. den again, i shop so often, the seasons dont even change fast enuff for my trips. damn. nvmind, i can get my CHANEL bags in different colours this time.


anyway my itinerary as follows:


shop-eat-shopshopshopshopshopshop-spa-facial-shopshopshopshop-eat-clubclub-slp


den shopshopshopshopshopshop-eat-shopshopshopshop-spa


this day, friday, seems amazingly normal. jus as before (weekly shopping trips) gets boring at times. but well, its jus a priviledge and non-satans doesnt get it. so yeah, im learning to be thankful.


so for once, TSIF! (thank satan its friday)


so satan, i will buy u the best and longest dildo they have there. so u can stop having sex with my puppy (named jonathan) . yikes! u better stop it ok. u have been at it for 2 days now. if u cant get an orgasm, means u cant! dont blame my dog, he's getting tired of u alrdy.


as for squid, i will buy u some cheap cheap ciggies so smoke ur lungs away. and for norica, whats else, i'll buy u the best porno available. life is good for u dicks too i guessed. *shrugs


screw u.


so fuck off and have a nice weekend.


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9/01/2006 11:07:00 AM

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The Satan Confederation

Her Royal Highness Princess Charissa aka Satan
  
Princess Dawn aka Satan's Pig
  

Princess Norica aka Satan's Elf
  

King Squid aka Satan's Munky
  

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Behnachilan Island

Behnachilan Island is the pride and joy of 4 bitchy, gorgeous and loaded aristocrats who live their lives to the utmost fun and cock-talkin. The name was coined by combining Hokkien(a Chinese dialect) vulgarities most used by each of the 4 and then extracting 1 syllable from each word.

CHEEBEH-most used by Her Royal Highness Princess Charissa
KANINA-most used by Princess Dawn
CHEEBYE-most used by King Squid LANJIAO-most used by Princess Norica


Charissa,aka Satan, spearheaded the breaking away from The Lion City(Singapore),of which she was a member of the Opposition. Along with the help and bitchiness of her good friends, former King Squid of FuckMermaidsForFun Land,former Princess Dawn of Celestial Diamond Republic and former Princess Norica of LivingDeadDolls Kingdom,they formed the island's only political party, The Satan Confederation and governed Behnachilan Island with democracy, diplomacy and righteousness. And of course with a lil' bit of vice.

This blog revolves around the lives of The S.C and the happenings in the island. All in all, we will try to update frequently with juicy stories punctuated with heeps of embellishment and exaggeration.

So, get some lubricant, sit back, position your legs comfortably and let your hands do the talking.

By the way, we're NOT satanic.

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    Do not, under any circumstance, judge The S.C based on information we have provided about ourselves and our rantings in this blog as it may be vague and embellished.

    In no event will we be approached by anyone for their being victimised by our slander or fictitious comments as it was purely for OUR OWN entertainment only.

    Do take note that any similarities in situations or characters are purely coincidental.

    It is of absolute importance that you disregard the perception you might have of us being satanic,as we are fuckin NOT. I repeat, NOT SATANIC!

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