Expressing repressed violence in an intense but inoffensive manner
Friday, September 01, 2006
i will be going to europe for my weekly shopping trip. ive booked the satan's confed private airplane and shopping bag boy, named jonathannn(with triple n) to carry all my CHANEL shopping bags. dont worry satan i'll tip jonathannn end of the trip.
so as usual tmr will be a great good day.
sigh. den again, i shop so often, the seasons dont even change fast enuff for my trips. damn. nvmind, i can get my CHANEL bags in different colours this time.
anyway my itinerary as follows:
shop-eat-shopshopshopshopshopshop-spa-facial-shopshopshopshop-eat-clubclub-slp
den shopshopshopshopshopshop-eat-shopshopshopshop-spa
this day, friday, seems amazingly normal. jus as before (weekly shopping trips) gets boring at times. but well, its jus a priviledge and non-satans doesnt get it. so yeah, im learning to be thankful.
so for once, TSIF! (thank satan its friday)
so satan, i will buy u the best and longest dildo they have there. so u can stop having sex with my puppy
(named jonathan) . yikes! u better stop it ok. u have been at it for 2 days now. if u cant get an orgasm, means u cant! dont blame my dog, he's getting tired of u alrdy.
as for squid, i will buy u some cheap cheap ciggies so smoke ur lungs away. and for norica, whats else, i'll buy u the best porno available. life is good for u dicks too i guessed. *shrugs
screw u.
so fuck off and have a nice weekend.
9/01/2006 11:07:00 AM
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