Expressing repressed violence in an intense but inoffensive manner
The Satan Confederation
Her Royal Highness Princess Charissa aka Satan
Princess Dawn aka Satan's Pig
Princess Norica aka Satan's Elf
King Squid aka Satan's Munky
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Behnachilan Island
Behnachilan Island is the pride and joy of 4 bitchy, gorgeous and loaded aristocrats who live their lives to the utmost fun and cock-talkin. The name was coined by combining Hokkien(a Chinese dialect) vulgarities most used by each of the 4 and then extracting 1 syllable from each word.
CHEEBEH-most used by Her Royal Highness Princess Charissa
KANINA-most used by Princess Dawn
CHEEBYE-most used by King Squid
LANJIAO-most used by Princess Norica
Charissa,aka Satan, spearheaded the breaking away from The Lion City(Singapore),of which she was a member of the Opposition. Along with the help and bitchiness of her good friends, former King Squid of FuckMermaidsForFun Land,former Princess Dawn of Celestial Diamond Republic and former Princess Norica of LivingDeadDolls Kingdom,they formed the island's only political party, The Satan Confederation and governed Behnachilan Island with democracy, diplomacy and righteousness. And of course with a lil' bit of vice.
This blog revolves around the lives of The S.C and the happenings in the island. All in all, we will try to update frequently with juicy stories punctuated with heeps of embellishment and exaggeration.
So, get some lubricant, sit back, position your legs comfortably and let your hands do the talking.
Do not, under any circumstance, judge The S.C based on information we have provided about ourselves and our rantings in this blog as it may be vague and embellished.
In no event will we be approached by anyone for their being victimised by our slander or fictitious comments as it was purely for OUR OWN entertainment only.
Do take note that any similarities in situations or characters are purely coincidental.
It is of absolute importance that you disregard the perception you might have of us being satanic,as we are fuckin NOT. I repeat, NOT SATANIC!