Friday, September 01, 2006

i will be going to europe for my weekly shopping trip. ive booked the satan's confed private airplane and shopping bag boy, named jonathannn(with triple n) to carry all my CHANEL shopping bags. dont worry satan i'll tip jonathannn end of the trip.


so as usual tmr will be a great good day.


sigh. den again, i shop so often, the seasons dont even change fast enuff for my trips. damn. nvmind, i can get my CHANEL bags in different colours this time.


anyway my itinerary as follows:


shop-eat-shopshopshopshopshopshop-spa-facial-shopshopshopshop-eat-clubclub-slp


den shopshopshopshopshopshop-eat-shopshopshopshop-spa


this day, friday, seems amazingly normal. jus as before (weekly shopping trips) gets boring at times. but well, its jus a priviledge and non-satans doesnt get it. so yeah, im learning to be thankful.


so for once, TSIF! (thank satan its friday)


so satan, i will buy u the best and longest dildo they have there. so u can stop having sex with my puppy (named jonathan) . yikes! u better stop it ok. u have been at it for 2 days now. if u cant get an orgasm, means u cant! dont blame my dog, he's getting tired of u alrdy.


as for squid, i will buy u some cheap cheap ciggies so smoke ur lungs away. and for norica, whats else, i'll buy u the best porno available. life is good for u dicks too i guessed. *shrugs


screw u.


so fuck off and have a nice weekend.

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9/01/2006 11:07:00 AM

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Monday, August 28, 2006

its like oni been 4 days and whenever i think abt it i feel sad and grumpy. SUPER.




no one to wake me up in the morning, gumble gumble abt me being late, make breakfast for me (which i complain its so boring), remind me to bring everything (IE, hp and whatever shit)




no one to open door for me when i come home at night. to gumble at me to eat, slp early or tok abt her day. blah blah. no one to buy food for me or sms me, DO U WANT FOOD? NO KFC FOR U! *gumble gumble. but yet still buy. no one to sit patiently waiting for me to curse and swear abt my day and yet smile & say its ok. dont like just quit and find new one. i dont nid u to bring money home, find a job that u like first.




not hearing the irriating sound of vaccum cleaner on sat/sun morning and constant gumblings that its time for me to wakeup and clean my rm. etc etc. no waking up to a full meal waiting for me to feast on. no nonsensical gumblings while lying on my bed.




i think this time it really make me realise how impt she is and how i dependent i am on her. how i wish i was bringing her back jus now. KNNBCCB.




i miss her alot.alot.alot.alot.alot.alot.




hurry up and come home soon.




sigh

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8/28/2006 09:32:00 PM

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Bimbos my ass

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

and so, u cums are taking me as invisible is it?!


me, PRINCESS DAWN is still holding on to the ALMIGHTY QUEEN BIMBO CROWN ok.


u both are only worthy enuff to be my disciple hor!


wanna battle also never ask for MY permission first. nb! no respect for the bimbo queen. *STARES


/me slaps u both with sheets of CHANEL oil blotter

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7/25/2006 11:21:00 PM

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sounds a hollot like bull

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

hooooooooooo~! *pops champagne*

HAPPY SATANS DAY

&

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY PIG & BOO

&

HAPPY TUESDAY!!!

HoooooOOOOoooooOOOOoooooo~~~!!!!!

feels a like a perfect day in the making..
munky loves all u satans.. *muackz*

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6/06/2006 10:08:00 AM

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Sunday, May 21, 2006

ding dong bell..




pussy in the well..




*mega watt smile




=DDDDD

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5/21/2006 11:17:00 PM

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wad de dilly y'all?

Friday, May 19, 2006

*hoo hooo.. aak aak.. hoo hooo aaakkk?

*munky language for " where the fuck is everyone?"

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5/19/2006 04:40:00 PM

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blog like it was soft porn

Monday, May 08, 2006

munky on detox is like munky high on tequila with gun..
bang! bang!
i was walking down this dark alley one day in my dream..
and guess who i saw?
ya mama!!!!

and u noe wat.. ya mama's soooooooooo fat.. hurhur..
she's soooooooooooooooo fat that fat sounds thin..
sank you!

have u hear of hard gay? nooOOOoooo??
damn ure missing out on smt huge!!
go to you tube and type " hard gay english"..
and click on the video.. trust me u wun regret..
guaranteed to make u cum(if ure a sick fuck.. *winks*)
squid loves sick fucks(non-bloody).. Hoooooooooo!!!!

now now.. i'm gonna disturb my fellow satans..
first of all...

satan: hey mama.. munky me.. o yeah.. i left my vespa in hell.. can u make sure those demons dun ride her? o better yet can u throw her down to earth wen ure feeling all satanic n mighty again instead of ya pussy-shit-i-need to tan everyday attitude now.. sank you! all hail her royal highness!! Queen of Hell!!

elfy: hey baby.. how ya doin.. i dig u with all ya freaky toys.. but KEEP YA DOLLS AWAY AFTER PLAYING WITH THEM!!! dun leave them around in the BLOG coz..... coz.... munky scared of dolls..

piggy: hey woman.. shake ya bon bons.. wat a fucked up entry.... haaaaallllllloooooooooo???? you got KEN to write that previous entry rite? it doesn't sound bimbotic at all.. a bimbotic entry will look like this..

....................... who we talking abt? *bites nails* o well.. *skips away*

but i love my satans.. deep deep okie.. so only i can diss them.. coz they dun care wat i say.. and they dun understand munky language sometimes.. so yeah..

hi sweetie.. =) this is for u.. @--->> heez..

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5/08/2006 04:31:00 PM

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Friday, May 05, 2006

hello all our dear supporters


bimboooo has appeared!



this is my first post in our blog. so exciting!



ok thats all i have to say.



*bimbo wave

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5/05/2006 02:27:00 PM

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munky ya mama funk

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

wokay wokay.. squid aka satans munky in the house y'all!!
one thing i need y'all to noe abt me is that i've got split personalities like a shattered mirror..
sometimes i might go out of point.. sometimes i may be damn dumb(but cute)..
and sometimes i kick ya balls( or jiggle ya boobs) with my wisdom.. WISDOM baby!!
anyhoo.. i've got nothing to talk abt today..
well i have smt to say..
no u dun..
now lets just ignore that fuck and carry on..
fucker.. y the hell u have to do that for?
okie la.. wat the fuck do u haf to say? O_o..
life is beautiful today but i am sad coz i love someone who wun love me back..
the skies are blue and the birds are singing but i am sad coz i can't love you..
everything and everyone is perfect today but i am sad coz i smile when i wanna frown..
life is beautiful today and every other day but i am sad and i cannot tell..
yeah watever man.. u and ya emo-ness.. spoil my reputation sia..
fuck la.. i sad u oso sad ma..
ya but i dun blog abt it dimwit!? and not here at the satan confederation..
we're supposed to uphold the satanic crudeness of being merciless and having lotsa fun being evil..
yeah watever..
damn we're gay..
hell yeah.. *muackz*
eeeugh.. get off me.. u dun fucking kiss yaself u sick moron!!
*beams* =)

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5/02/2006 02:21:00 PM

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