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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

wokay wokay.. squid aka satans munky in the house y'all!!
one thing i need y'all to noe abt me is that i've got split personalities like a shattered mirror..
sometimes i might go out of point.. sometimes i may be damn dumb(but cute)..
and sometimes i kick ya balls( or jiggle ya boobs) with my wisdom.. WISDOM baby!!
anyhoo.. i've got nothing to talk abt today..
well i have smt to say..
no u dun..
now lets just ignore that fuck and carry on..
fucker.. y the hell u have to do that for?
okie la.. wat the fuck do u haf to say? O_o..
life is beautiful today but i am sad coz i love someone who wun love me back..
the skies are blue and the birds are singing but i am sad coz i can't love you..
everything and everyone is perfect today but i am sad coz i smile when i wanna frown..
life is beautiful today and every other day but i am sad and i cannot tell..
yeah watever man.. u and ya emo-ness.. spoil my reputation sia..
fuck la.. i sad u oso sad ma..
ya but i dun blog abt it dimwit!? and not here at the satan confederation..
we're supposed to uphold the satanic crudeness of being merciless and having lotsa fun being evil..
yeah watever..
damn we're gay..
hell yeah.. *muackz*
eeeugh.. get off me.. u dun fucking kiss yaself u sick moron!!
*beams* =)

5/02/2006 02:21:00 PM

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The Satan Confederation

Her Royal Highness Princess Charissa aka Satan

Princess Dawn aka Satan's Pig

Princess Norica aka Satan's Elf

King Squid aka Satan's Munky

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Behnachilan Island

Behnachilan Island is the pride and joy of 4 bitchy, gorgeous and loaded aristocrats who live their lives to the utmost fun and cock-talkin. The name was coined by combining Hokkien(a Chinese dialect) vulgarities most used by each of the 4 and then extracting 1 syllable from each word.

CHEEBEH-most used by Her Royal Highness Princess Charissa
KANINA-most used by Princess Dawn
CHEEBYE-most used by King Squid LANJIAO-most used by Princess Norica

Charissa,aka Satan, spearheaded the breaking away from The Lion City(Singapore),of which she was a member of the Opposition. Along with the help and bitchiness of her good friends, former King Squid of FuckMermaidsForFun Land,former Princess Dawn of Celestial Diamond Republic and former Princess Norica of LivingDeadDolls Kingdom,they formed the island's only political party, The Satan Confederation and governed Behnachilan Island with democracy, diplomacy and righteousness. And of course with a lil' bit of vice.

This blog revolves around the lives of The S.C and the happenings in the island. All in all, we will try to update frequently with juicy stories punctuated with heeps of embellishment and exaggeration.

So, get some lubricant, sit back, position your legs comfortably and let your hands do the talking.

By the way, we're NOT satanic.

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Do not, under any circumstance, judge The S.C based on information we have provided about ourselves and our rantings in this blog as it may be vague and embellished.

In no event will we be approached by anyone for their being victimised by our slander or fictitious comments as it was purely for OUR OWN entertainment only.

Do take note that any similarities in situations or characters are purely coincidental.

It is of absolute importance that you disregard the perception you might have of us being satanic,as we are fuckin NOT. I repeat, NOT SATANIC!

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